Thursday, December 12, 2002

courtesy of liz, in reference to my first substitute teaching position this friday.
Jaime's class Mock political/media Spelling Test for 12/12/02:

"Ok kids, take out your crayola's and a sheet of paper, it's time for a
spelling test!"

"Number your papers 1 thru 10."

(shuffling, scuffling, talking)

"Ok kids, settle down.."
"class. Class. CLASS! QUIET!! billy. Billy. BILLY! STOP PINCHING KAILIE!!
let go of her. I said LET GO of her!"

"Ok, now, let's get started. Your first word is:
"Colin Quinn"
then
"Tough Crowd"
then
"Gaza Strip"
"Remember to capitalize proper names!"
then
" the Daily Show"
then
"with Jon Stewart"
then
"(insert arabic word here)"
then
"Strom Thurmond"
then
"Happy Birthday Mister President"
then
"Sociopolitical"
then
"Oo ee Oo ah ah Bing Bang Walla walla bing bang OO ee OO ah ah bing bang
walla walla bing bang"
("Settle down class, that was a bonus question")

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